That last post reminded me; that PSP ad is NOT the poorest-taste winner for high-tech industry ads.
This old favorite from Gainward for it's "Golden Sample" graphics card STILL holds the number one position (as well as holding the, er, sample):
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert A. Heinlein